Cocaine Bear (2023)
1/10
Written and Directed by a 14 Year Old?
28 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I can't believe that an adult directed this film, it was so poorly done, I would have thought it was done by a teen. The jokes were non-existent, and much of it depended upon the characters wearing silly wigs, or acting ditsy.

Examples of really glaring continuity issues: The three guys including Ice Cube's son, and a blonde Sam Rockwell clone, started walking into the woods looking for the coke pretty early on. It seems like they're walking for hours. Then older cop guy shows up hours later, who gets out of breath just getting out of the car, and he arrives at the gazebo LONG before the three stooges arrive. What?!!

Later said cop is on top of the gazebo and is SHOT by a rifle by Ray Liotta. You'd think it was done on purpose. But then you see the three guys run off into the woods, and meet up with Ray Liotta standing there with his rifle, and he has no idea what they're talking about when referring to going to the gazebo. Huh? You just shot a guy standing on it?

The ending with the water fall is ridiculous, where did that cliff come from? The ground for the whole movie was FLAT. But somehow, they walk in a cave from flat ground, and end up at a cliff 1000 feet high?!

The only fun part of this movie is the title and using it to reference other things. The film itself is terrible, and you're not missing anything if you haven't seen it.
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