OMG this must be a reimagined Transformers, that is the only explanation I can come up with. I'm 25 minutes into this and it bears no resemblance to the Transformer brand. It's like they decided to just throw some incoherent dialog and some CGI into the Mixmaster (TM BTW) and waited for the slop to create the movie for them, it is that bad. I guess Optimus Prime will make a guest appearance sometime later on, but I don't know if I can suffer long enough to get to that point.
Hell, this is turning into a mixed culture exhibition now! Bunches of kids all jamming and jiving (yes I'm that old) through their lines, but with no coherence at all...
Oh they took pity on me, there's Optimus now. Sure doesn't look like him, yup this is a reimagining of the franchise...
Hell, this is turning into a mixed culture exhibition now! Bunches of kids all jamming and jiving (yes I'm that old) through their lines, but with no coherence at all...
Oh they took pity on me, there's Optimus now. Sure doesn't look like him, yup this is a reimagining of the franchise...