Here is one of the most inept horror movies I've ever watched. It was made by people who have no idea how to create characters, build suspense of any kind, or tell anything resembling a story. It revolves around a woman who moves into a new home. We see her arrive, check the place out, invite some friends over, and watch a movie. From the time this sequence starts, we are constantly getting shots that appear to be from the viewpoint of someone watching the girls (presumably the killer). However, these cuts continue to be interspersed through 40 MINUTES of time-wasting buildup. It goes on so long, that you almost start to feel that nothing is coming and that the exterior shots have no purpose. Eventually, the women are attacked by two separate goat-masked killers. We find out who one of them is, and it makes no sense. However, we never learn anything about his companion. Then, the woman who owned the home seems to just start killing her friends for no discernable reason. The movie ends the next morning when everyone else is dead and the main character just leaves the property. She starts walking down the road in her blood soaked clothes, despite her vehicle still sitting in the driveway. There was not enough here to fill a full length movie. They find more ways to waste time then nearly any other film I've seen. None of it was fun or enjoyable in any way. This was really, really bad.
Review of Kill Her Goats
