The concept is tired and as far as I'm concerned the magic died after the first movie all those 30 years ago.
I remember the excitement when Jurassic Park hit the big screen and what idiots I thought the parents were for taking their little kids. Oh the trauma.
Now I'm experiencing adult trauma, not from marauding Dinos but from all the bad acting. I don't think anybody did a good job in this save Jeff and there certainly were no Oscar performances in this one. Bad acting of the day goes to Laura Dern. I like her but sorry Laura.
I think I'm now ready for some personified Pixar dinos with a few laughs thrown in for good measure.
I can't believe I wasted more than two hours of my life on this crap. I think I'm done with action movies for awhile. Let's get some popcorn and a good mystery.
I remember the excitement when Jurassic Park hit the big screen and what idiots I thought the parents were for taking their little kids. Oh the trauma.
Now I'm experiencing adult trauma, not from marauding Dinos but from all the bad acting. I don't think anybody did a good job in this save Jeff and there certainly were no Oscar performances in this one. Bad acting of the day goes to Laura Dern. I like her but sorry Laura.
I think I'm now ready for some personified Pixar dinos with a few laughs thrown in for good measure.
I can't believe I wasted more than two hours of my life on this crap. I think I'm done with action movies for awhile. Let's get some popcorn and a good mystery.