Review of I'm Cold

I'm Cold (1954)
8/10
Some dude named Dan got shot . . .
21 June 2023
. . . in one of Texas Avery's many earlier renditions of I'M COLD. Writing as Bob Service, Texas originally gunned down Dan M-c-G-r-e-w for the Fisher Brothers. Later, he plugged Dan M-c-F-o-o at the behest of Warner. Texas continued his personal vendetta against Dan's over at MGM, perforating Dan M-c-G-o-o. After his third termination for Daniel abuse, Texas decided that giving Dan lead poisoning was for the birds, so he transplanted an ax-wielding penguin to C-o-l-d-e-r-n-e-l-l, Alaska. However, youngsters--particularly sheltered boys--will be horrified at main character Willy's obsession with chopping off mid-torso appendages.
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