George has the only choice moments as he tires of his name and decides he should be called T-Bone, but, as usual, things don't work out so well. Jerry has a maid and she is a cutie. She starts out cleaning his place but as time goes along they spend time in bed and nothing gets cleaned. She expects to be paid but is only doing one thing. Jerry realizes what that makes her (and him). In one of the few times when Kramer's story is not funny, his girlfriend moves Downtown and she may as well be in Amsterdam the way he reacts to her leaving. He is a mess, calling Jerry at all hours, getting stuck downtown. Elaine has a thing with her area code and Kramer trying to fax her. It isn't funny.