4/10
Drugs
1 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Also known as American Force Ninja, the boss of this movie is Gordon, a ninja master who has renounced the ways of the ninja and is more concerned with selling heroin. You know he's the bad guy because he has a swastika on his ninja mask.

His enemy is the so-called Lady Detective - what, is this like Suzy Bannion being called the American Girl? - who is being protected by the CIA Action Men and a ninja - a tame ninja at that - named Captain Scott.

Much of this movie takes place in a disco, which I'm good with, except that it has nothing to do with anything else in the film. Also: this reinforces one of the rules of the Godfrey Ho/Filmark Cinematic Universe: only a ninja can kill a ninja. This goes even further to prove that a ninja can shrug off bullets and grenades, unless thrown by a ninja.

The box art, however, is a million times better than this movie. I want to make whatever movie that it's for so that I can watch that a million times.

Sadly, this doesn't have much of the typical awesome bootleg songs on the soundtrack. But if one Godfrey Ho movie lets you down, he has like ten more. Or twenty. Maybe even more.
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