On August 18th, Sally didn't live long enough to see the mad and macabre known in the annals of history as "Guns of El Chupacabra."
The director of this film didn't shout "action" when filming; he probably apologized instead.
This movie didn't get off to a good start as the raspberries I'm eating have blue mold on them.
I wouldn't actually call this a movie. It's just a jigsaw puzzle, all pieced together from different patches that are sewn together.
What have we got here-the guitarist from Faith No More and some He-Man warrior, wearing a chastity belt around her jaw, summon the drummer from Metallica, who must be beamed back to the future to deliver a lost turtle sword?
An Italian cowboy then wanders around rattlesnake-infested Arizona and is attacked by the cameraman.
Horrible edits.
What looks like the tips of an Aloe plant keep resurfacing in the corner of one particular camera.
Attempts at humor that make nobody laugh.
All these actors think they're in "Pulp Fiction." If this were a twenty-tier cake, "Pulp Fiction" would be a one with its great story, class, style, and acting, but this movie is a 20 and beyond.
You couldn't even call it a movie.
It's a bunch of skits that aren't even funny.
How do you explain a synopsis of this movie to the unknown? Where do you even begin? I don't know how to properly review this as there's no continuity.
Who else should show up but none other than Maniac Cop. He's the Pitbull of humans. In this he plays the character of Z-Man, Lord Invader. And he talks in an Irish accent and speaks incomprehensible riddles. Okay. If you say so.
This movie exposes my levels of education.
I want to know which other idiots watch this trash.
Only 35 minutes in, and I don't think I can finish this.
Davy Crockett shows up in a space suit trying to do stand-up, but what's funny?
That's it. I'm out!
Anyone who can sit through this till the end has the endurance of Superman. I don't know how, but I managed to sit through one hour and 33 minutes of the worst movie in the world "After Last Season," but this one I couldn't repeat the dose.
5/10 on IMDb, yeah right.
I know who'd find this movie relatable: The Whitaker's from West Virginia. That's who this movie's designed for.
Lorraine, Ray, and Timmy.
They'd find this hilarious.
This movie didn't get off to a good start as the raspberries I'm eating have blue mold on them.
I wouldn't actually call this a movie. It's just a jigsaw puzzle, all pieced together from different patches that are sewn together.
What have we got here-the guitarist from Faith No More and some He-Man warrior, wearing a chastity belt around her jaw, summon the drummer from Metallica, who must be beamed back to the future to deliver a lost turtle sword?
An Italian cowboy then wanders around rattlesnake-infested Arizona and is attacked by the cameraman.
Horrible edits.
What looks like the tips of an Aloe plant keep resurfacing in the corner of one particular camera.
Attempts at humor that make nobody laugh.
All these actors think they're in "Pulp Fiction." If this were a twenty-tier cake, "Pulp Fiction" would be a one with its great story, class, style, and acting, but this movie is a 20 and beyond.
You couldn't even call it a movie.
It's a bunch of skits that aren't even funny.
How do you explain a synopsis of this movie to the unknown? Where do you even begin? I don't know how to properly review this as there's no continuity.
Who else should show up but none other than Maniac Cop. He's the Pitbull of humans. In this he plays the character of Z-Man, Lord Invader. And he talks in an Irish accent and speaks incomprehensible riddles. Okay. If you say so.
This movie exposes my levels of education.
I want to know which other idiots watch this trash.
Only 35 minutes in, and I don't think I can finish this.
Davy Crockett shows up in a space suit trying to do stand-up, but what's funny?
That's it. I'm out!
Anyone who can sit through this till the end has the endurance of Superman. I don't know how, but I managed to sit through one hour and 33 minutes of the worst movie in the world "After Last Season," but this one I couldn't repeat the dose.
5/10 on IMDb, yeah right.
I know who'd find this movie relatable: The Whitaker's from West Virginia. That's who this movie's designed for.
Lorraine, Ray, and Timmy.
They'd find this hilarious.