Yeck! Wow this was quite astonishingly terrible all around, it achieved a level of movie ineptitude I didn't think was possible for a killer 'gator' movie. It was just laughable, with the exception of Antoni Corone who at the very least seemed to get what a colossal pile of s**t he was in and was having a laugh with it, every single performance was stilted and horribly awkward, it was stiff and really weird, like it was directed by a foreign person directing English speaking actors, like in Troll 2, except that movie is bizarrely lovable and hilarious because the actors actually raised their voices above a robotic monotone and were animated enough, but this isn't a good bad movie that's trying, it's just nothing but boring and aggravating in its by the numbers horribly cliched plot, which rips off Jaws big time, and it doesn't help that they indirectly point out the comparison themselves! Oh and when they barely half-showed the monster it looked like a cheap Halloween costume they rushed together. Sigh, one of the absolute worst movies that anyone is ever likely to stumble across, and an insult to the killer croc genre, because it isn't actually one but presents itself as such on the cover, so it doesn't even have that. Pitiful! No bite no effort whatsoever and no love from this viewer, I really wouldn't recommend unless you're looking to increase your boredom of the day. Flush this gator!!
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