High Tension (2003)
1/10
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12 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
The second reel couldn't have happened. I'm sorry, but this movie is ridiculous -- and I drove out to the periphery of Portland city-proper, 82nd Ave., where I saw "White Boy Rick" and even "Yoga Hosers" (who cares?) to see this movie. *She can't have done both*. *She can't be riding in the back of the truck with her tied-up friend, and also driving it*. What am I supposed to do, with this ... ?? I'm sitting there, in the audience, with my popcorn and my jaw's agape ... "No -- no no no, that *can't* be ... " -- But yes! Yes it *was*! They've out "Sixth Sense"-d the "Sixth Sense" movie, they've outdone the "Usual Suspects" motive to make you watch the whole thing all over *again* ... it's just, "We say so!" What a modern variant. But it doesn't make any *sense*.

Yes, it's bloody. *But it doesn't make any sense*.

So.
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