Review of Moonfall

Moonfall (2022)
2/10
Roland Emmerich: The Movie
11 March 2023
Movie full of corny dialogue? Check.

Movie full of words that have no meaning? Check.

Movie full of awful patriotism that just doesn't land? Check.

They say a lot of stuff in this film but there's no meaning. Don't get me wrong, I like dumb movies. This, however, felt like they made this movie with the help of a story generator, not even AI, because there's no intelligence in it.

The story is just... God. I can't even describe how dumb it is. There's no heart in it. At all. It's like this review. Full of words with no meaning, just filler dialogue to make the movie, what, 2 hours long? Why is it so long? That's what all of them said.

I don't recommend it at all. There's nothing about the visuals that you haven't seen. There's NOTHING about the film that I can give praise to. The only way I would watch this film again would be if it was put on mute, and I was on my computer playing some video game in the other room.

I give it a 2/10 because of Halle Berry. She's the only reason it's not 1/10.
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