Okay .. I've seen some pretty bad movies. At least some of them have a somewhat redeeming quality...a great but washed up actor...unintentional comedy...a good idea depicted poorly. This is just a slog. If there were only low reviews I would have turned it off after about 40 minutes. The fact that ANYONE gave this abysmal excuse for a movie more than 3 stars is un fathomable. Where to start...well ,found footage flicks are hit or miss, but this is found terrible footage. The starts and stops ,the filming of nothing , the completely boring "backstory ". They are going to the middle of the desert to film a music video not for a few hours , but for a few days....whaaat ?.... They hear "terrifying noises" that sound like thunder....they see an abandoned axe....they call 9-1-1 and scream...they are not dead but just covered in blood...they use the same high pitched sound effect to signal unspeakable terror coming!!!! You never see anything because of the horrible starts and starts of the camera ..yet the main ? Character holds the camera still, as he dismembers his member..and disembowels himself ....stop right there gore fans, you don't actually see it . You just see feet and hear the dude recite the Lord's Prayer or just moan as he walks aimlessly around the desert. I guess you can add a star if you have some kind of bloody foot fetish. I kept waiting for SOME redeeming quality as I kept praying for the movie to end . I rewarded myself with a shot of bourbon and a salami and provolone sandwich for finishing this 4 hour "masterpiece ".....wait....what..you're kidding ....it was only like an hour and a half . Trust me it's that bad !
Review of The Outwaters
