This is a wildly hilarious stab at movie making. Don't take it too seriously and it's a great way to waste time when you have absolutely nothing else to do, are already in some pain, and there are literally no other alternatives. I was actually in the hospital when I watched it; it was on the only channel that came in clearly. Also, I was on heavy drugs. I especially liked the outfit Loa wore, that looked a lot like my leather braided belt from 1969. (A few of her scenes left me really anxious for her modesty.) It was especially difficult at times to understand how the story could combine soooo many wildly differing situations--battling sea monsters, getting blown up in a mountain while fending off Beelzebub, oil rigs, pirates, giant birds, lost at sea, rescued by a giant squid, sirens on the kill.....only later, now in fact, does it make a kind of sense, because I didn't know the title and had to google Pat Muldoon. Even then this title was like the fifth one I picked, because I thought, The 7 Adventures of Sinbad, nahhh. But strangely yes as well. And all in all, strangely entertaining. Ten stars, in an alternate reality.
Review of The 7 Adventures of Sinbad
