A strangely slickly made movie which looks okay but lacks content. When a devastatingly fit Pilates teacher falls in love with her hot student, he fails to tell her he has an attendant stalker in tow.
In fact, communication between the main actors leaves us confused. They seem to speak in clichés throughout which makes it hard for us to understand the actual relationship between them.
There's a lot of dry humping, oh and a wet bit in a swimming pool.
The stalker, who appears to be a Valley Girl, terrorises the attractive Pilates teacher with pens.
Her obsession with hot rich guy drives her to murder someone who looks a bit like him. This is hard for us to assess, as it would be usual to murder the object of your obsession,on the whole.
"He even smelled like you! " she screams. Must have had short legs too, then.
Anyway if you want a right laugh, it's okay for that, but bear in mind the laughs are in the actors. Rich hot guy actor is struggling with the gormless plot, but methinks he cannot act anyway.
I have never seen a film that lingers on the lead actresses thrusting lycra crotch as she demonstrates that Pilates Bridge thing. It's all very unprofessional as she does admit.
I actually started to sympathise with the stalker because she was the only one doing any acting: even if it was drowning size 0 Pilates girl in the sea or bashing her. Or the whole ballpoint pen leitmotif.
I really wanted Pilates girl to find new strength and fight back, but truly, she was a drip in tanga briefs.
There is a really weird bit at the end where Hot Rich Guy is being ogled by a cougar type lady.
"Don't bother change your t shirt!" she winsomely calls out to him.
He replies "I had to, the other one smells."
In fact, communication between the main actors leaves us confused. They seem to speak in clichés throughout which makes it hard for us to understand the actual relationship between them.
There's a lot of dry humping, oh and a wet bit in a swimming pool.
The stalker, who appears to be a Valley Girl, terrorises the attractive Pilates teacher with pens.
Her obsession with hot rich guy drives her to murder someone who looks a bit like him. This is hard for us to assess, as it would be usual to murder the object of your obsession,on the whole.
"He even smelled like you! " she screams. Must have had short legs too, then.
Anyway if you want a right laugh, it's okay for that, but bear in mind the laughs are in the actors. Rich hot guy actor is struggling with the gormless plot, but methinks he cannot act anyway.
I have never seen a film that lingers on the lead actresses thrusting lycra crotch as she demonstrates that Pilates Bridge thing. It's all very unprofessional as she does admit.
I actually started to sympathise with the stalker because she was the only one doing any acting: even if it was drowning size 0 Pilates girl in the sea or bashing her. Or the whole ballpoint pen leitmotif.
I really wanted Pilates girl to find new strength and fight back, but truly, she was a drip in tanga briefs.
There is a really weird bit at the end where Hot Rich Guy is being ogled by a cougar type lady.
"Don't bother change your t shirt!" she winsomely calls out to him.
He replies "I had to, the other one smells."