I didn't realize, how bad this film could be. Even in it's starting, I was roll eyed. Madsen and Pacula are great actors, and they'rer just wasted in this B descent schlock. Madsen, a busy working actor, merely walks through his role, and we can tell, he'd rather be other places, like on better movie sets. As this film goes on, I'm just dumbstruck by the terribly shocking acting, sloppy writing, and unrealistic circumstances, like a human trafficking victim, overthrowing her adversary, when being tied up. You can tell the explosions, including the one at the start, have been done by computer imagery, not on the actual set of the scene itself. We have that cliched' response after "How do I know I can trust you" from a throaty, groaning Madsen. Yes Michael, we know you hate doing this pic. Pacula, gives the best performance, and our male star, O'Neill, and it's his show, isn't bad, tripling as actor, writer, director, which really came as know surprise, as looking up and confirming, the writer and director name. Again, we have the human trafficking plot, where innocent girls are snatched from shopping malls, on city streets, and are sold to sicko pedo's in auctions at warehouses. One involves a girl no more than twelve, an perverted Asian couple sample, There is some real nastiness, and some nice female bods, one pool scene involving two teen girls who strip in front of their captor/abuser/oh yes, and he's a judge, is quite saucy. This terribly put together film, has choppy editing, and some music scores, thrown into some scenes, don't fit, as judged against their prior scene. How bad does a film have to be? Well, just watch Ice Agent, and appreciate, it's B grade descent into bottom basement fllm making. 0.5/10.
Review of ICE Agent
