1/10
NO TWINKLE IN THESE STARS
29 November 2022
The screenplay sags like damp crepe paper. Every line makes you feel psychic as you can see it coming!

Elizabeth Hurley acts her boobs off and into the worst ham performance since her last one.

Every Christmas movie has to stand on the strong platform created by the timeless classics such White Christmas and Love Actually etc etc. Vying away from the razor sharp scripts or christmas-filled sentimental stories has to hit a definite bullseye. Miss it and you're dead. Or like this one - shuffled off into the murky Netflix film jumble.

Sadly this mouldy pudding lives up to the low Netflix standard in every way.
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