Want to know what a 45 year old white guy has to say about Clerks 3? Well, right now, I'm trying not to cry between the public theatre and my own apartment.
Are you kidding me, Kevin?
Why did you go and make the best film I've ever seen in my entire life when I'm this old?
I have survived two heart attack deaths so I understand the depression and desires that follow them. I also had a 100% blockage on my last one, 20% survival rating and had the same through crotch doo-hickey performed. And once open, I could also breathe.
This film was too close to me.
Way too close to me.
This was close to me not because of the two heart attack deaths I had, but because the two people I have loved the most in life had to deal with them.
As a convenient clerk for most of my miserable life I knew that if anyone could understand me It'd be those two Jersey boys, Dante and Randal.
But more than that, the writer of those cats, Kevin Smith, and his awesomeness sidekick, R2-Jay (bahaha)
"You touched a brothers heart," alright .... (a little Pumpkin Escobar for you)
But you've also made me laugh since I was 17.
And that...."that's a mighty long time...and I'm here to tell...you.... There's something else..."
Sorry, Now I'm going lyric mad...it happens
I'm so emotional right now and the cat won't even hug me.
Look man...
I just want to thank you for always being apart of my life and being the Sir Kevin Smith of GEN-X, our Captain Kirk, our Jedi Commander, our savior from boredom, our savior from the public nuances that we had to deal with on crap paying jobs...
Only to come from the screen In a voice approved by The Lord, "CROM" or whatever Elias believes in
To tell us it wasn't all for nothing.
Thank You Thank the entire Cast I'm going to go cry now.
***IMDB: There are no spoilers here...go see the film or the Clerks 3 Convenience Tour***
Are you kidding me, Kevin?
Why did you go and make the best film I've ever seen in my entire life when I'm this old?
I have survived two heart attack deaths so I understand the depression and desires that follow them. I also had a 100% blockage on my last one, 20% survival rating and had the same through crotch doo-hickey performed. And once open, I could also breathe.
This film was too close to me.
Way too close to me.
This was close to me not because of the two heart attack deaths I had, but because the two people I have loved the most in life had to deal with them.
As a convenient clerk for most of my miserable life I knew that if anyone could understand me It'd be those two Jersey boys, Dante and Randal.
But more than that, the writer of those cats, Kevin Smith, and his awesomeness sidekick, R2-Jay (bahaha)
"You touched a brothers heart," alright .... (a little Pumpkin Escobar for you)
But you've also made me laugh since I was 17.
And that...."that's a mighty long time...and I'm here to tell...you.... There's something else..."
Sorry, Now I'm going lyric mad...it happens
I'm so emotional right now and the cat won't even hug me.
Look man...
I just want to thank you for always being apart of my life and being the Sir Kevin Smith of GEN-X, our Captain Kirk, our Jedi Commander, our savior from boredom, our savior from the public nuances that we had to deal with on crap paying jobs...
Only to come from the screen In a voice approved by The Lord, "CROM" or whatever Elias believes in
To tell us it wasn't all for nothing.
Thank You Thank the entire Cast I'm going to go cry now.
***IMDB: There are no spoilers here...go see the film or the Clerks 3 Convenience Tour***