Wow... given these reviews, I was so pumped to watch this, people saying it was laugh out loud funny - non stop.
WHAT movie did you all watch!?!? The ONLY time I laughed was when Tom Sizemore kept shooting the TVs on accident ...
The father & son subplot was possibly the most SHALLOW story of a father winning his sons respect I've EVER SEEN!! Every character in this felt like a side character... Tim Allen was ... Tim Allen. The same PG dork he is in everything...
The 2 cops were absolutely wasted. Nothing funny from them..
The 2 FBI agents were embarrassingly BAD actors. I actually couldn't tell if they were supposed to be acting as they came off... or if they were just terrible...
The 2 'hit men' ... I'll be honest... again, they were so boring that I literally skipped nearly every scene they were in...
The other weird, insanely shallow subplot was Tim Allen & the rich guys wife falling in love...? Who even is she..? Why are they in love?? I am kind of stunned writing this... I don't know the last time I've watched a film w/ a more shallow script.
Nothing made any sense. Johnny Knoxville was by far the best character... but unfortunately, he had almost nothing to work with.
This script felt as if it was written by two 14 year olds.... & not even in a crude humor kind of way... more like, it was really bad...
I am in disbelief at these reviews... you'd think this were blazing saddles, or animal house!!! I absolutely think a lot of the reviews are essentially, not genuine.
I just find it incredibly hard to believe ANYONE found this, "HILARIOUS".... It's the type of comedy that ... TIM ALLEN is in...you find you're half smirking or chuckling a few times... this is one of the most obvious, "we are going to play it SAFE as we can!" Films I've ever seen.
I finished it 10 minutes ago... I can't even remember anyones names, except Nina (Sofia Vegara), & the guy playing Puggy... I'm pretty sure everyone else had names too.. but who knows...
I can honestly say given the quality cast... this may be one of the worst big production comedies I've seen in my life...
1* for Knoxville.
3* because young Sofia Vegara may be the most gorgeous thing ever put to film.
Final thought??? I feel that I threw away $3.99 renting this junk.
WHAT movie did you all watch!?!? The ONLY time I laughed was when Tom Sizemore kept shooting the TVs on accident ...
The father & son subplot was possibly the most SHALLOW story of a father winning his sons respect I've EVER SEEN!! Every character in this felt like a side character... Tim Allen was ... Tim Allen. The same PG dork he is in everything...
The 2 cops were absolutely wasted. Nothing funny from them..
The 2 FBI agents were embarrassingly BAD actors. I actually couldn't tell if they were supposed to be acting as they came off... or if they were just terrible...
The 2 'hit men' ... I'll be honest... again, they were so boring that I literally skipped nearly every scene they were in...
The other weird, insanely shallow subplot was Tim Allen & the rich guys wife falling in love...? Who even is she..? Why are they in love?? I am kind of stunned writing this... I don't know the last time I've watched a film w/ a more shallow script.
Nothing made any sense. Johnny Knoxville was by far the best character... but unfortunately, he had almost nothing to work with.
This script felt as if it was written by two 14 year olds.... & not even in a crude humor kind of way... more like, it was really bad...
I am in disbelief at these reviews... you'd think this were blazing saddles, or animal house!!! I absolutely think a lot of the reviews are essentially, not genuine.
I just find it incredibly hard to believe ANYONE found this, "HILARIOUS".... It's the type of comedy that ... TIM ALLEN is in...you find you're half smirking or chuckling a few times... this is one of the most obvious, "we are going to play it SAFE as we can!" Films I've ever seen.
I finished it 10 minutes ago... I can't even remember anyones names, except Nina (Sofia Vegara), & the guy playing Puggy... I'm pretty sure everyone else had names too.. but who knows...
I can honestly say given the quality cast... this may be one of the worst big production comedies I've seen in my life...
1* for Knoxville.
3* because young Sofia Vegara may be the most gorgeous thing ever put to film.
Final thought??? I feel that I threw away $3.99 renting this junk.