This roast SUCKS. It's an absolute bomb. Anyone who gives this roast a rating higher than 5/10 is untrustworthy. There were only like 4 sets that were even worthy of laughter. Almost everybody was terrible. Nick Kroll was a travesty of magnificent proportions, Jonah Hill was insufferable, Bill Hader was mid, Andy Samberg had one funny joke, and Aziz Ansari was trash. You know a roast is bad when both the roastmaster and honoree bombed. Seth Rogen, I assume had at least 35 edibles before the roast, and James Franco wasn't even funny. Sarah Silverman, Natasha Leggero, and Jeff Ross were the only saving graces of this absolute tragedy. Had it not been for the Boston Marathon Bombing, this would be the single worst thing to happen in 2013. This roast is a 3/10. Simple as that. Even a 4/10 is too high for this abomination. It's roasts like this that make me appreciate the older roasts like Shatner, Flavor Flav, and Joan Rivers. This roast was the worst thing to happen to Comedy Central since Mind of Mencia. WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE THIS ROAST?! I HATE MY SPECIES!
In summation, I award this roast no points and may God have mercy on its soul.
In summation, I award this roast no points and may God have mercy on its soul.