Welcome back to the wizarding world, will it be a good visit this time around...well it was alright 3.0 star chef. Not the absolutely delicious 5.0 star chef meal you will remember for the rest of your life, but your favorite go to restaurant you've had many times before and on the verge of becoming a tad boring for your taste. It is made for tweens but kids can see it too if you don't mind the opening act of slitting an animal's throat on screen. Yeah it went dark really fast... I do find the entire cast one dimensional and kind of uninteresting besides the baker guy, he's the only redeeming character. Yeah in the world of wizards, a muggle is my favorite character...how ironic. I usually enjoy Mads Mikkelsen's work but unfortunately he's been neutered in this PG-13 rating and couldn't be as sinister as he could have been. It's like a serial killer who's victim profile doesn't fit any known live person so he doesn't kill...so...is a neutered serial killer who can't kill really scary? Anyhow a wizard civil war later, 1 fantastic beast to the rescue(the only reason why this movie relates to the title), and a predictable ending finale, you have this movie...was it worth it, meh border line alright to good, giving it a good because it's a period piece with wizards. Only thing I wished they did was kill people, like they are outnumbered and everyone else is trying to kill them but they just knock them down and they get up again and chase them over and over again...would make more sense to just kill everyone that comes after them. If someone wants to murder, they must be prepared to be murdered in return. Woah dude, did not know there was implied scenes of Dumbledore had having sexual relations with Gindelwald in the movie, that went totally over my head...hmmm was that what this whole movie was about, that secrets of Dumbledore? Coming out of the closet?!
