I love a good creepy, scary film. This one wasn't.
I managed about half of it only because I kept thinking it might improve. By that point I was losing the will to live more than the characters in it. The acting was worse than in the 6th form panto I was involved in when I was teaching. And I was in it. At the time I knew my acting skills were dreadful but even I would have been better than this lot. I played a female Jerry Springer wearing a lilac jacket with my hair sprayed silver. I'm even more ashamed of my acting that the lilac jacket. I owned the jacket. That's how bad this film was.
I've recently been trying lots of films that I've not seen before and have been pleasantly surprised on many occasions, but not this time.
I started thinking "Ooh, it's British", I enjoy Brit films - because I'm a Brit - but this was beyond embarrassing. I'm also not sure why the Dad didn't seem to be wearing anything but a vest top. Bruce Willis did it a lot better, and his vest was dirty, and changed from white to khaki during Die Hard.
I'd rather watch Mrs Browns' Boys. And I'd rather poke my eyeballs out with hot forks than watch Mrs Browns' Boys.
I managed about half of it only because I kept thinking it might improve. By that point I was losing the will to live more than the characters in it. The acting was worse than in the 6th form panto I was involved in when I was teaching. And I was in it. At the time I knew my acting skills were dreadful but even I would have been better than this lot. I played a female Jerry Springer wearing a lilac jacket with my hair sprayed silver. I'm even more ashamed of my acting that the lilac jacket. I owned the jacket. That's how bad this film was.
I've recently been trying lots of films that I've not seen before and have been pleasantly surprised on many occasions, but not this time.
I started thinking "Ooh, it's British", I enjoy Brit films - because I'm a Brit - but this was beyond embarrassing. I'm also not sure why the Dad didn't seem to be wearing anything but a vest top. Bruce Willis did it a lot better, and his vest was dirty, and changed from white to khaki during Die Hard.
I'd rather watch Mrs Browns' Boys. And I'd rather poke my eyeballs out with hot forks than watch Mrs Browns' Boys.