pixrox1 Review of Duck Pimples

Duck Pimples (1945)

It's a well-known fact that some people have pimples . . .

[7/10 · 10 April 2022]

. . . as well as some geese, but DUCK PIMPLES begs the question of whether these fowl birds can harbor such unsightly blemishes. IF ducks can have pimples, why not pheasants, penguins and pelicans? Maybe the partridge in that pear tree is trying to hide a bad outbreak of zits. Perhaps "Simply Pimply" can denote a new line of fruit juice drinks, featuring pulp. Possibly the next time you order a batch of chicken nuggets, the cashier will inquire "with pimples, or without?" After all, anthropologists recently discovered that acne was seen as Gods' blessing by most cannibal tribes, as it made turning the other cheek pretty unpalatable. Of course, this was not the case with early Elephantine Political Party types, as the Donner Pass patsies or pastries found out to their chagrin. Those former low-life's will literally eat anything.