Review of Swearnet

Swearnet (2014)
3/10
Negative reviews because this movie is trash
7 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I tried to like this movie.

I watched it twice. Once shortly after it came out, then again last night.

I almost didn't remember any of the movie. Why? Because I apparently wanted to forget it. Rated NC-17 because of it's disgusting crude humor. It's just not funny. This movie has the most male full front nudity and dick jokes I have ever seen. And well, it's just not funny. It's simply nasty. However, that's not the most disgusting humor in the film. I gotta admit I couldn't handle the ants on Pat's stomach. It's was just too much. This movie isn't funny.

If you are going to make a movie rated NC-17 why not try to put some actual adult humor in there? Instead this movie seems more of a 13 year old boys story. A shame really, the potential is there. This movie doesn't make me want to subscribe to Swearnet at all.

Funny thing is, I swear all the time, but for some reason this movie makes me want to stop swearing. It simply doesn't seem cool at all anymore to me after watching this film. Best part of the film is in the credits.

Don't waste your time unless you like dicks and raunchy humor. Watch ANYTHING Trailer Park Boys instead.
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