The girl is the daughter of the king, and it's supposed to be a secret, why? I dunno, I missed that part. Not a single scene lasts more than a minute, there's a love triangle (I think) that serves no purpose at all, there's a Mermaid in the movie because...I have no freaking clue! The slow motion shots in this movie look like they belong in a Hotel commercial. Every VFX shot of the Mermaid is 3 different shots that they re use for reasons I can't fathom because this movie costs $40mil. Every green screen in this movie looks worse than the CW. No, seriously. Half the characters are nothing more than plot devices. Two of the characters I thought were the same dude for a while. I couldn't tell who was the main character, the King, or his daughter. I also couldn't remember anyone's name because everything goes by so fast that my head hurts. Nothing sits for a moment. It's an hour and thirty minutes, but it feels like a twenty episode period drama sped up for a recap. There's a set in the movie that looks like it belongs in a stage play. It didn't look remotely real. There's a scene where two guys are trying to shoot eachother and I wasn't yawning, nor was I on the edge of my seat...I was laughing at how bad it looked. And somehow, even though the gun was at point blank, aiming at the guy who no longer had a gun. The guy who fired the gun...got hit with the bullet. That makes NO SENSE!!! THE MOVIE IS SET IN FRANCE, YET EVERYONE, AND I MEAN E V E R Y O N E HAS AN ENGLISH ACCENT!!! IT'S LIKE TELLING THE STORY OF JESUS AND EVERYONE HAS AN ENGLISH ACCENT!!! WHICH HAS ACTUALLY WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN DOING BEFORE DALLAS JENKINS CAME IN AND, sorry off topic. *exhales* This movie sucks.
Review of The King's Daughter
