pixrox1 Review of Mickey's Choo-Choo

Mickey's Choo-Choo (1929)

Musicologists estimate that 41 of Mickey's first 100 films . . .

[6/10 · 18 December 2021]

. . . contain at least portions of the Devil's ditty "Dixie," that nefarious marching song of the Hell-Hound insurrectionist traitors fighting against America during the War to Stop Lazy Southern Rich Fat Cats from Abusing and Profiting off the Labor of Tormented People of Color. U. S. Census Takers discovered that 877,321 unpunished killers from those Evil Days were still burning crosses, hanging "strange fruit" from trees and lamp posts and suppressing the Constitutionally-guaranteed Voting Rights of their once, current and future victims when Mickey's train fiasco was released in 1929, proving where the Dizzy Mob's sympathies lay and explaining why their biggest rodent rewards were reaped from South of the Mason Jar\Dixie Cup Line.