3/10
You're Only As Sick As Your Secrets
16 October 2021
At Osborne High, someone is killing off their classmates in a variety of nasty fashions while wearing masks of their faces and sending their deepest, darkest secrets out for the entire student body to discover. Makani (Sydney Park) seems to have a secret of her own so dark and twisted that she'd rather die than have it revealed.

After a promising opening sequence where a football player is murdered in his secluded country home, There's Someone Inside Your House falls back into a mess of high school horror cliches complete with some of the most uninteresting characters in recent memory. There are so many and most of them blend together that it'll be easy to give up entirely by midway through the film.

It also has an unconvincing romance subplot with Makani and an apparent bad boy who everyone at school thinks is a sociopath. Add in a couple of somewhat interesting murder scenes and a predictable ending that at least as the decency to take place somewhere exciting (a cornfield engulfed in flames) and you have an incredibly unmemorable piece of horror filmmaking that you're better off skipping.
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