As Turanga Leela once said, in the Futurama episode Put Your Head On My Shoulders, "You'll be back to zero soon enough". That statement applies to Lisa Simpson in the Simpsons episode Haw-Haw Land, with how Brendan Beiderbecke and Nelson Muntz were fighting each other over Lisa. This situation could only end in Lisa having no boyfriend in the end.
Review of Haw-Haw Land
