1/10
Absolutely Atrocious
18 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I was excited to see this. Naively, I didn't think anyone could actually mess up an RHPS parody, but I was wrong! They took a cult classic with explicitly gay source material and decided to make it straighter. Even knowing nothing about film production, I could have scripted, cast, and produced this better in my sleep.

So let's start off with this productions most egregious sins:

-Despite THE primary plot point being the "corruption" of the virginal Brad & Janet in Frank's castle, this parody immediately starts off with them having sex.

-During Brad & Janet's individual bedroom scenes, Frank defiles Janet, but Brad is seduced by two random Transylvanian women.

-Instead of Frank creating & reveling in the beautiful hunk that is Rocky, the story is straight-washed again & instead we have the bland, skinny "Rocki".

-Every scene is either a straight scene or a lesbian scene. No gay scenes whatsoever.

It's so incredibly boring that their approach to parodying a gay cult classic was "lesbian scenes are a necessity but heaven forbid we see two men together".

The casting was also very lackluster:

-Casting Randy Spears as Riff-Raff was just wrong. He would've been SO much better as the Criminologist! Or Doctor Scott, rather than subjecting people to more Ron Jeremy (yuck!).

-Jessica Drake wasn't terrible as Janet, but she is a little too old.

-Mac Turner was very boring and forgettable as Frank, which is simply a crime.

The only "good" parts of this god-awful parody were:

-Alektra Blue as Columbia.

-The fact that all the Transylvanians were included in a scene together.

All in all; if you love The Rocky Horror Picture show for all it's quirkiness and want to see the hot gay tension brought to life: don't even bother with this parody! You won't get anything! Just go rewatch the original!
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