2/10
Disappointing, predictable, boring,... wahhh....
12 June 2021
The poster says it all. Half blue, half red.

When there is an Open AI program that can generate movies from all the previously existing movies, this would be one of those. This movie is so predictable and boring I actually suspect that at least 80% of the script was written by an artificial intelligence. It's so predictable it's ridiculous.

I envision the day when movie studios won't even bother making movies: they will simply give the formula and the values of the variables for you to fill in. Like "protagonist's daughter ethnicity=9, protagonist's education level=PhD", and so on, and so forth... Or maybe we should scrap this entire genre completely.

The "Power Rangers" franchise is more entertaining and intellectually stimulating than this crap. I wish they would stop doing this kind of movie. At least they would leave a space for someone to do it properly. This way they poison the well for everyone.

Even the minor details in this movie are of full crap, like the fact that the little girl wears a f**king useless hairband that doesn't hold any hair, and we are supposed to take that as some sign of "ethnic" value or some s*it, or the fact that the evil CEO sends his own gorgeous daughter to a wild goose chase where she is 99% certain to die a horrible death, or the fact that the daughter of one useless scientist goes on a treasure hunt with a fat androgynous teen and a crazy conspiracy theorist only because the actress in this role is none other than the star of "Stranger Things".

This is not a movie. This is an epic disaster.
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