cricket30 Review of Dime to Retire

Dime to Retire (1955)

There's a sure-fire U.S. Constitutional Amendment carefully crafted to deal with . . .

[9/10 · 21 May 2021]

. . . all sorts of calamities, namely our beloved Second Amendment. If ever there were a story crying out for the hero to exercise his Second Amendment Rites, it is DIME TO RETIRE. This tale involves a weary salesman trapped by a nefarious motel proprietor in a fraudulent up-selling scheme. Though it turns out that the tired drummer has the where-with-all to raze the scammer's den of iniquity, it should not be necessary to resort to such explosive tactics. A BB gun could have dispatched the initial mousy pest. If somehow either the cat or the boxer had presented themselves, a .22 would have dispatched either or both of them. An elephant gun, of course, could have stopped the lion and the rifle's namesake pachyderm dead in their tracks. After you enjoy DIME TO RETIRE, please remember to support your local chapter of BANGS (Broke Americans Need Gun Stamps).