Pinocchio (2019)
3/10
I made it to an hour, and shut it off.
30 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
A few years ago, I heard Guillermo Del Toro was supposed to make a dark version of Pinocchio....too bad it fell through and we got stuck with this garbage.

Absolutely mind numbing, and dumb.

I wasn't even the one who turned it off...my Wife did, and I couldn't thank her enough. I thought she wanted to finish it, so I left it on.

The Acting is ridiculous. It's Zany like an 80's Jim Henson movie. In fact, I think that's where they got their motivation. Scenes are all over the place.

The scene where Pinnochio was lying, and his nose grew, and then flew in 4-5 birds, pecking away at his nose, but that didn't hurt? His legs were hurting in the beginning when he burned his feet off!!

Right before we turned it off, there was another scene where he's lying to a Gorilla Judge, yet his nose doesn't grow? Shoddy directing.
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