Calm Before (2021)
1/10
Could I give zero stars? Spoilers!
20 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Wow, I'd really like that that hour and 49 minutes of my life back if at all possible. Terrible acting, an awkward awful script. Akin to something a high school film class might make. The thought behind it meant there was a possibility of a decent film, Gia's other personalities could have seemed like ghosts in the supposedly haunted house. The paranormal investigator could have noticed her strange behaviour and thought he was finally hunting something spooky. We could have seen her or her husbands infidelities. Instead it's just a lot of cringy, muddled lines and some seriously bizarre set choices (did he really meet the therapist in her she'd at the end so that she could breach patient confidentiality and just hand him over a file?). In fairness, it gave me a few laughs along the way at the sheer ridiculousness. I wouldn't even recommend it as a cringe fest though. Don't waste your time, honestly you'll be left wondering why you didn't follow your gut instinct and turn it off in the first few forced minutes. Don't do it!
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