tadpole-596-918256 Review of Bottles

Bottles (1936)

There are few things funnier in modern life than . . .

[7/10 · 19 March 2021]

. . . baby bottles. Think about it. For what are these diminutive jugs a substitute? That's right: Nature's nozzles. When is the last time you've seen a mother rabbit feeding its fawn with a petroleum-product-tipped "formula" container? Never! Mom hippo would probably need one or two tanker trucks a week were she keen on saving her figure by resorting to fake nourishment for her young ones. Even the notoriously prissy Siamese cat doesn't fret over losing her perky dispenser shapes when she pops out another litter. BOTTLES reminds viewers that only the human female is so hung up about glandular geometry that she'll subject her whelps to wanton food deprivation at the most crucial time out of a misplaced sense of personal vanity.