EXCALIBUR KID is one of those awful Romanian kid's fantasy pictures that Full Moon released in the late '90s. I've seen a few of these and some do have a measure of tawdry charm, but certainly not this one. An obnoxious teenager is transported back to an unrecognisable medieval England, where he becomes involved in a battle between Merlin and an evil witch for possession of the titular blade. It's mindless entertainment from the outset, with mannered, over the top performing throughout, lame FX, and a general lack of focus making it a tough watch.