tadpole-596-918256 Review of The Day I Will Never Forget

The Day I Will Never Forget (2002)

Around the time that this enlightening documentary was released . . .

[8/10 · 13 November 2020]

. . . wanton wenches such as Madonna and Princess Di were rampaging across the English countryside, wreaking havoc with their chaotic disruptions of the long-established Social Order. With these barely-clothed nihilists running amok corrupting the young men of Great Britain, the director of THE DAY I WILL NEVER FORGET sought a cure for the Horror of Hussy Harlots in the Old Country. Her film highlights a spokesman for New Wave Human Biology, who succinctly explains the why's and wherefore's concerning people's anatomical differences down there, and how the Almighty has offered us a blueprint to render the pink parts safe for civilized life. Thanks to this movie, Somali missionaries have been fanning out across England to teach villagers and city residents alike the Old Ways to keep Evil salacious urges in check. Somali Society always has been protected by their Coming of Age Rituals; there's never been a scandalous Somali counterpart to Madonna or Princess Di. During the past two decades, stalwart Somali proselytes have established beachheads for decency in U.S. cities such as Detroit and Minneapolis, teaching local females of all ages how to clean up their act and become pure enough to mingle in polite society.