I watched. I listened. I anticipated. I watched. I listened. I lost anticipation for anything good to happen. I watched. I listened. I paused. I got up grazed through the fridge. Started watching again. That didn't help.
By the time I got to episode 8 on Saturday morning... it took me 5 hours to watch the last hour and a half. It was so painful. That's the horror part of it. The pain and suffering of watching, listening, anticipating something to happen that just never happens.
And the end is a big old slap in the face for all the time you wasted watching, listening, anticipating a story to actually do something, anything, but just sit there like soggy, muddy footprints in your mind.
Why waste your valued time? I swear you'll get a better "Halloween" story from a children's camp. Promise that you will not have missed anything other than a deep desire to have those hours back.
I gave one star because I have to give that, wish it was only a half star, so that one star actually goes to Haunting of Hill House - far superior. This is nothing like it. Annoying really, with perfectly splendid new ways to irritate people too.
Highly recommend that you PASS on this deeply disappointing season.
By the time I got to episode 8 on Saturday morning... it took me 5 hours to watch the last hour and a half. It was so painful. That's the horror part of it. The pain and suffering of watching, listening, anticipating something to happen that just never happens.
And the end is a big old slap in the face for all the time you wasted watching, listening, anticipating a story to actually do something, anything, but just sit there like soggy, muddy footprints in your mind.
Why waste your valued time? I swear you'll get a better "Halloween" story from a children's camp. Promise that you will not have missed anything other than a deep desire to have those hours back.
I gave one star because I have to give that, wish it was only a half star, so that one star actually goes to Haunting of Hill House - far superior. This is nothing like it. Annoying really, with perfectly splendid new ways to irritate people too.
Highly recommend that you PASS on this deeply disappointing season.