Pickaxe (2014)
7/10
Norks Vs Pickaxes.. A Bloody, Bouncy Bonanza
9 October 2020
A cast full of well likeable characters, all definitely teenagers on their way to a concert of the absolute highest echelon of music, preformed by Sacrilegious Desecration get brutally murdered by sack wearing, pick axe wielding, chokeslam giving mountain of meat and hatred.

The banter between the gas station/café couple was hilarious and wish we got more of their gems i.e. "you smell like hamburger grease and racoon farts" and "get on ya goddam knees and suck my flesh flute" another classic ill be using from now on was "I'll hold my nose and pretend its ya sister".

The capabilities of the actress at 58mins 20seconds needs to be acknowledged.. Absolute scene stealer.

Kills were a little repetitive.. but overall enjoyable to watch.
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