Om my freaking god...I'm very open-minded and can try to find to positive in most things but this movie (if that is indeed what it was) was 75 minutes of my life that I'm never going to get back. And I think that that is the actual point of the movie...to make something so utterly bad that it captivates you for the entire time. So 10 stars for that.
This movie is so bad that my internet connection dropped out at the 50 minute mark and I continued watching a frozen screen for another 5 minutes thinking that it was part of the movie (how stupid am I???) But having said that the frozen screen was every bit as interesting as the rest of the movie...
Nothing happens for 30 minutes, then another 15 minutes until something else happens and then it settles in at around 60 minutes for the final boring 15 minutes where not much happens...
The ending is truly unforgettable...
The only possible way to enjoy this movie would be to:
1. Get blind drunk; then
2. Smoke a joint; then
3. Eat a magic mushroom; then
4. Tale some LSD; then
5. Watch something else...
This movie should never have been made, never released and absolutely never shown.
It is so utterly devoid of entertainment that I cannot recommend it highly enough. Everybody should watch this movie so that they can fully understand the concept of alien abductions and 'missing time'. I'm missing 89 minutes of my life having watched it.
Review of Alien Surveillance
