This may very well be THE most boring sci-fi/horror movie that I've ever seen. More than halfway into the movie, you're still waiting for something... ANYTHING... to happen. I couldn't take any more of the main character's constant whining and snivelling. He's like a four year old in an adult (barely) body.
Go watch grass grow. Go watch paint as it dries. Go watch cows chewing cud and farting copiously in a pasture. Any of those options would seem endlessly fascinating compared to this snoozefest.
Go watch grass grow. Go watch paint as it dries. Go watch cows chewing cud and farting copiously in a pasture. Any of those options would seem endlessly fascinating compared to this snoozefest.