The 1st hr of the movie you can basically fast forward if you've seen The Blair Witch. Even to the point where they discover they walked in a perfect circle. But its not as good as Blair Witch by any stretch.
Anyway the premise is, this one chick wants to do a documentary on these 4 killings. Theres a guy sitting in prison on death row for committing the murders and they go talk to him bc she believes hes innocent. They never go back to that guy or that entire part of the plot again. The writing was just really bad. So then they go do the blair witch things, run around the woods, get lost, argue, stupid sybols left at night. At one point they even realize an old lady totally incapable of trecking miles through the woods and snow is behind them watching them, but again nothing happens, they never go back to it, it never enters the plot again. Anyway they finally get to their destination and they're all standing in kind of a circle, the camera pans right, pans left again and then the only decent actor of the four just vanishes. But you can guess by now there's never an answer for that, they never find him, and it never enters the plot again. Anyway it turns out its a vampire type thing thats killing them and one girl somehow I got pregnant by this vampire and was ready to give birth in like 24 hours, and the townspeople were all there for the birth. It ends with vampire babies 1st bday. Again all the town folk were there celebrating.
Literally Blair Witch in the snow meets Rosemary's Baby with a Vampire.
This is normally a 4-star movie for me, I'm not sure why I'm giving it 5 stars, I guess because there was no point in which I wanted to turn it off or fast forward, it did hold my interest. And they got into it pretty fast, there wasn't 45 minutes of just people talking and goofing around doing absolutely nothing with the plot like in so many found footage films these days. So yea, 5 stars but should be 4.
Anyway the premise is, this one chick wants to do a documentary on these 4 killings. Theres a guy sitting in prison on death row for committing the murders and they go talk to him bc she believes hes innocent. They never go back to that guy or that entire part of the plot again. The writing was just really bad. So then they go do the blair witch things, run around the woods, get lost, argue, stupid sybols left at night. At one point they even realize an old lady totally incapable of trecking miles through the woods and snow is behind them watching them, but again nothing happens, they never go back to it, it never enters the plot again. Anyway they finally get to their destination and they're all standing in kind of a circle, the camera pans right, pans left again and then the only decent actor of the four just vanishes. But you can guess by now there's never an answer for that, they never find him, and it never enters the plot again. Anyway it turns out its a vampire type thing thats killing them and one girl somehow I got pregnant by this vampire and was ready to give birth in like 24 hours, and the townspeople were all there for the birth. It ends with vampire babies 1st bday. Again all the town folk were there celebrating.
Literally Blair Witch in the snow meets Rosemary's Baby with a Vampire.
This is normally a 4-star movie for me, I'm not sure why I'm giving it 5 stars, I guess because there was no point in which I wanted to turn it off or fast forward, it did hold my interest. And they got into it pretty fast, there wasn't 45 minutes of just people talking and goofing around doing absolutely nothing with the plot like in so many found footage films these days. So yea, 5 stars but should be 4.