Cannibal Cop (I) (2017)
3/10
"God hates Cannibals"
22 June 2019
The only movie about a Zombie/Cannibal Cop that is so boring and uneventful I almost fell asleep.

The movie follows a few characters who each have there own small story centred around the Cannibal Cop but honestly the characters are so bland and forgettable I couldn't even remember their names while watching the movie. The main story is about a corrupt cop who kills a drug dealer who gets brought back to life as a zombie via Voodoo magic to take revenge on him he ends up biting the cop turning him into a Cannibal/Zombie who then goes on a killing spree and a very dull one at that.

The makeup for the zombie is just a bit of white blusher on the cheeks to make him look pale thats it he's not even a real zombie as he can talk and is still alive and breathing the only other "effects" or "makeup" is fake blood used in the biting scenes and thats all there is to it.

The acting is laughably bad even by independent B movie standards the editing is a complete mess and the music is just a guitar solo that's only played whenever they are filming in a public place to block out the background noise and the rest of the music sounds like it was taken from an 80s arcade beat em up like Streets of Rage or Double Dragon.

I wouldn't recommend wasting your time watching this movie but if you do wanna watch it try and find it for free.
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