geeklegionofdoom Review of Amityville: Mt. Misery Rd.

Amityville: Mt. Misery Rd. (2018)

Best thing about this movie is the title

[1/10 · 15 February 2019]

Chuck Morrongiello a middle aged musician along with his young eastern European wife Karolina Morrongiello have decided to make a movie, and are involved with every aspect of it. Acting, producing, directing, editing, music etc it's all them. The result is a near zero budget where next to nothing happens. The pair by all accounts have zero acting, directing etc experience . This movie seem like it's made just for them, to say they have made a movie, but makes no attempt at any plot ( 2 people go into the woods , walk around, drop there phone when they hear a noise, the end ) Oh, there are plenty of shots of the camera ogling Karolina for extended periods of times in the first half of the movie. Chuck, obviously pleased with himself with his lady friend. draw your own conclusions. I try to find some kind of positives with even the worst films, but im drawing a blank here. Even basics like not using a directional mic in the Cafe scene when talking to someone , so it picks up loads of ambient noise to what little plot there is not even making sense . Buzi played by Karolina finds her boyfriends phone after he disappears, but doesn't call anyone, just uses the camera in selfie mode to video her self talking in English when she's clearly Polish . Only attempts to make a call hours later when she's walked deeper in the woods. For Mr & Mrs Morrongiello, you clearly wanted to make a movie for yourselves, which i can respect. But anyone outside of that duo will not be entertained in any capacity