Review of Hanna

Hanna (2019–2021)
5/10
Sloppy, 90's-like filmmaking at it's... worst
6 February 2019
Despite it's 2019, and even your fridge has an access to the internet, the creators of Hanna decided not to bother with petty things as geography, facts, accuracy, etc. Hanna starts somewhere in Romania, but later on we're supposedly in Poland - sure, for someone with a brain of a dog, these two might be connected with "100 miles of forrest" but.. no, they're not. AFAIK finding a 100sq miles forrest in the middle of Europe... no, not a chance either. There are other bloopers all over the film, and I'm only talking the first episode ("Arvo" .. what kind of made up name is that?).

Look, it could've been a great series. Hanna and her dad could've been more "Mr. Fantastic"-like, because how on earth do you get a jacket without ever surfacing from the woods? It could've been placed in Canada, to save producers any language or cultural issues, and after writing a script, they could've sat together asking questions like "does it take few hours to find a cave in a 100sq miles forrest". They could've done that, and many more, but they haven't. Why? Perhaps they thought any turd with big names attached is a worthy tv show - but clearly it's not.

If you're looking for a show, that doesn't treat you like an idiot - best go look elswhere..
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