Where to begin?
How often my mind wandered while trying to watch?
How partway through I realized I was watching a movie about a boring guy trying to keep a boring bowling alley open?
How at that point I realized that this was the worst idea for a movie, unless it's a comedy, and this movie is not a comedy.
We didn't even make it to the end. We don't know if Jeff saved the bowling alley. We don't care.
We didn't even make it to the end. We don't know if Jeff saved the bowling alley. We don't care.