This is the first review I've ever written on here, as a warning to you all. I watch all kinds of bad low-budget movies and I'm a pretty big fan of underground stuff. Even if it's a bad movie I'm not feeling, I will almost always suffer through it until the very end. I was only able to make it twenty minutes into this before I started skipping forward. Turned it off after forty. I know a lot of people are quick to jump and say "worst movie I've ever seen", but this definitely scrapes the bottom five for me. And believe me, I have suffered through a lot of garbage. Stuff like Hip Hop Locos and Nightmare Museum!
How Michael Madsen found himself in this mess (in a very unfunny Tarantino parody trailer), I will never understand. It's sad that filmmakers have the money to hire people like him, Linnea Quigley and Bill Moseley just to stick them in completely worthless and unoriginal trash like this (the first segment is nothing but an unwatchable Saw ripoff that just keeps dragging on and on and on). Take my word and avoid this at all costs. I was lured in by the fact Linnea was in it, and that it was only $1.50 at Family Video. I could've done so much more with that money, just like this director could have done with his. A financial waste all around.
R.I.P. My $1.50
How Michael Madsen found himself in this mess (in a very unfunny Tarantino parody trailer), I will never understand. It's sad that filmmakers have the money to hire people like him, Linnea Quigley and Bill Moseley just to stick them in completely worthless and unoriginal trash like this (the first segment is nothing but an unwatchable Saw ripoff that just keeps dragging on and on and on). Take my word and avoid this at all costs. I was lured in by the fact Linnea was in it, and that it was only $1.50 at Family Video. I could've done so much more with that money, just like this director could have done with his. A financial waste all around.
R.I.P. My $1.50