Review of Sharkenstein

Sharkenstein (2016)
1/10
Be afraid ..... be very unafraid
22 November 2018
An experience ill grant you that . Mark Polonia must be congratulated on his ability to buy cheap film given he had so much to throw away . He is clearly a better buyer than film maker .... i suspect this could have been shot using a phone .

Film kicks off with whom can ever know what they are trying to say .... something about brains . Then it cuts to people in a car .... 5 minutes of chatting to lay the plot out , not that theres much of a plot , On hols for example ( for 8 hours ) so have a boat booked but wait .... theres an evil scientist and a shark and hitlers brain and .... you get the picture .

Quality wise it rates above a father playing with his children using a sock monster but not by much . Special effects are really really special , you will say wtf a few times . Not sure which i liked the best the rain that didnt get anyone wet orrrrrrr no , sorry there just isnt a 'best' associated with this film. IMDB rating is 2.2 ... not sure why its so high .
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