2/10
Sequel? I don't think so...
17 November 2018
Here's my theory...

...a group of Sci-Fi fans got together and decided to make a sequel to Logan's Run. On the first day of shooting, the director (named Puppy) told everyone that he would be doing the filming. But somebody else, we'll call him Chris, brought his own camera and had been hoping he would be the cameraman. Then Puppy noticed the look of disappointment on Chris' face. Being a nice guy, he decided to put Chris in charge of the "making of". Everyone was pretty happy with the arrangement and shooting began in earnest. We're burning daylight here folks!

Once principal photography was completed, Puppy got to work on editing his magnum opus. But alas, he left the memory cards on the dashboard of his car during a particular hot Florida day and they completely melted. And being the carefree guy he was, Puppy did not have any backups.

Luckily, he remember that other guy walking around with his own camera, what was his name again? Of right, Chris! After a few phone calls to other crew members he eventually got in contact with Chris and asked him for a copy of everything he had shot. Chris, feeling very happy that his efforts were being recognized, gladly sent them over.

Puppy was then able to string together shots of actors speaking about their characters, bits of rehearsals, camera tests and a healthy amount of "borrowed" (I hope copyright lawyers aren't reading this) footage from classic movies and TV shows. The result is a jumbled mess of nonsense.

P.S. I had nothing to do with the making of this movie. This review is merely my own "fan fic" of the making of this "fan fic" movie.
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