You know, with the title "Toad Road", you would think: at least in theory. That there would be more toads, and subsequently, more roads as well. I found the distinct LACK of both of these things, to be not only distressing: but also, quite disrespectful. As a toad enthusiast, I am somewhat of an expert on all things toad. I also know a thing or two about roads. I can tell you, with total certainty. This is not how toads and roads behave in the wild. Toads, and roads, are typically great allys with each other. I am deeply offended, on several levels. The fact, that this producer would ASTRONOMICALLY FALSIFY THE TOAD TO ROAD BEHAVIOR, IS NOT ONLY INCREDIBLY UNACCEPTABLE: IT IS ALSO UNEQUIVOCALLY IMMATURE! It is with heavy hearts, and great mourning, that I need to bestow upon this movie such a low rating. It is however, my civil duty to warn others. I counted. There. Was. Not. A. Single. Toad. Shameful.
~Love: Me. (Toad enthusiast)
~Love: Me. (Toad enthusiast)