I was going to give this a 1 star because I can't do 0, but decided to give this an 8 because I had some of the best laughs reading the reviews here. Bleeding eyes and rectum of angry viewers who probably gave this pile of gargabe a shot for Noah, couldn't believe not even the same guy from Sarah Burgess is a Loser and To All the Boys I've loved Before can salvage this cringe fest. The main girl is about as expressive as a log, couples swap partners like they swap clothes with no hard feelings whatsoever, and it wasn't even clear why they needed to swap. I had to do double and triple takes to make sure it was really Keanu Reeves I was seeing. I was actually wishing it was a lookalike because what would the real one be doing in such a terrible movie? I feel sorry for him. Does this review contain spoilers? What's there to spoil?
