Sometimes a movie is so bad it's actually kinda enjoyable. This particular film is so bad, eating broken glass would be enjoyable by comparison.
Any producer that allows these writers to put a pen to paper, or allows this director to say "action!", ever again, has Junior Mints for brains.
Any producer that allows these writers to put a pen to paper, or allows this director to say "action!", ever again, has Junior Mints for brains.